LYRICS FOR ZOOT SUIT RIOT... ========================================================================== Zoot Suit Riot Who's that whisperin' in the trees It's two sailors and they're on leave Pipes and chains and swingin' hands Who's your daddy? Yes I am Fat cat came to play Now he can't run fast enough You had best stay away When the pushers come to shove Zoot Suit Riot Throw back a bottle of beer Zoot Suit Riot Pull a comb through your coal black hair A whipped up jitterbuggin' brown eyed man A stray cat frontin' up an eight-piece band Cut me Sammy and you'll understand In my veins hot music ran You got me in a sway And I want to swing you dove Now you sailors know Where your women come for love You're in a Zoot Suit Riot The Ding-Dong Daddy of the D-Car Line The Ding-Dong Daddy of the D-car line Had a thing for the ladies for which he did time He reaped a little more than he could sow Of the pleasures the Mormons in Utah know He could not restrain himself when he saw a nice caboose Say Ding Say Dong That Ding-Dong Daddy he did sixteen women wrong The Ding-Dong Daddy had a sensual soul Lonely women flocked to him and he loved them all The train went in the tunnel in the dark he proposed The bonds of matrimony in the sweetest prose The ladies got together and decided they'd been had This ain't Salt Lake and you ain't Don Juan man We've got to give you credit we was happy for a time But you're the Ding-Dong Daddy of the D-car line Say Ding Say Dong That Ding-Dong Daddy he did sixteen women wrong When I Change Your Mind Everything's gonna be nice and sweet When I come sweep you off your feet You won't think I'm such a creep I was nice and you were cold You were bored when I was bold I just want my jellies rolled When I change your mind At least not in that way You don't want me And that drives me crazy Your ignorin' hurts my pride Don't you want my pleasure ride I've got to have you by my side When I change your mind Now my foolish heart sure don't skip a beat When you haul your tired ass across the street I'd sell my soul for an airplane seat Now that I changed your mind Here Comes The Snake Here comes the snake and he circles your leg He's come to play and make your body parts shake He comes swervin' down your hall It'll feel so good when he gives it his all He's like a jail and you need an escape Want you to come get a file in your cake I know he did you wrong and I'm here to give ya what you wanted all along Here comes the snake Yes, I believe but I'd rather not pray What I believe in I'd rather not say baby Did your God show you the door Well, I'm here to eat your apple to the core Here comes the snake Mister White Keys He's a friend to all the stars Made a fortune selling cars Not beyond a little sleaze He's Mister White Keys Wifey loves the tanning booth Just a little altered truth Made America's Who's Who If he could do it so could you Sheltered in tax brackets Higher than an angel's cloud Pontificates on rackets Once he met a musician Shook his hand like a Soul man Not a lot like you or me He's Mister White Keys He climbs into daddy's Benz and goes Collecting the rents of those Welfare cheats A lot of trouble when he tries to find the beat He dances like a shovel with a couple left feet He said he'd rather own the whole damn town Than be graceful or be well-endowed He exaggerates a bit Foot and mouth a perfect fit He's the one who tried the cheese He's Mister White Keys I feel sorry for the guy I laugh when I see his shtick All that poor bastard wanted Was to make it with the beautiful chicks But that don't excuse the prick He's Mister White Keys He climbs into daddy's Benz and goes Collecting the rents of those Welfare cheats Come Back To Me Hear my voice Where you are Take a train Steal a car Hop a freight Grab a star Come back to me Catch a plane Catch a breeze On your hands On your knees Swim or fly only please Come back to me On a mule in a jet With your hair in a net Or a towel wringin' wet I don't care This is where You should be From the hills From the shore Ride the wind to my door Turn highways to dust Break the law if you must Move the world only just Come back to me Have you gone to the moon Or the corner saloon And to rack and ruin Mademoiselle Where the hell Can you be? In a crate In a trunk On a horse On a drunk In a Rolls or a van Wrapped in Mink or Saran Any way that you can Come back to me Bring it on back Brown Derby Jump She was a woman of mystery And what she wanted I could not see A three-year trip on the dragon Until the clinic had to get me clean We were a party and always drunk Before I knew it the wreckage sunk Shake, trip, shimmy and we'd do the bump Everybody swingin' to the Brown Derby Jump The beautiful life is always damned You gotta fall into the quicksand A deadly kiss from a temptress can serve To make a truly wayward man She's not a talker her teeth are fixed But she's a looker that lives for kicks A nightmare straight from an Otto Dix Everybody swingin' with the Brown Derby chicks I've come a long way and now I'm me The darkest river that meets the sea And all those lights on the harbor seem To be sparklin' in bittersweet I'm a survivor my heart is tough I'm hangin' in there and that's enough Shake, trip, shimmy and we'd do the bump Everybody swingin' to the Brown Derby Jump Dr. Bones 8 ball in the pocket with a voodoo moan You can't trust him 'cause he's never alone Then he'll start talkin' chicken shit And grab your fuzzy dice That's when my hounds begin to howl That's when my dog begins to growl Don't be shy, take off your towel And get to slammin' Dr. Bones Dr. Bones Dr. Bones I loves you Dr. Bones Shake shake shake, shake and rattle Rattle them Dr. Bones Come on and shake shake shake and rattle Rattle them Dr. Bones He'll get sniffin' when your fish is gashed He likes you best when your banana's mashed He's only happy with your girlfriend's pie And his bony fingers up your ass He's breakin' eggs all over the place Don't tell me you're my friend Just get the fuck out of my face You got me pukin' in the kitchen sink I've lost my baby and I've had too much to drink Shake shake shake, shake and rattle Rattle them Dr. Bones Come on and shake shake shake and rattle Rattle them Dr. Bones Pink Elephant A bum was in my trash He's pickin' out all the cans firewater burnin' up his poor swollen glands The Lysol and Listerine It went to his head He eats boot black rotted on a piece of white bread He did the Pink the Pink Elephant Blinded by the sauce you know I'd rather stay bent Sleazy P. Martini ran the Pink Elephant With hot-pink curtains where the sloe gin decants A shave and a haircut knock knock Would for sure get you in to see The Cherry Poppin' Daddies play the lampshades were zebra skin We did the Pink the Pink Elephant Blinded by the sauce you know I'd rather stay bent My mouth is like a circus but I'm always in debt I'd never pass the bar unless I thought it was wet But that's the way they sucker me to my final dissolve 'Cause if you set'em up I'm drinkin'em down I did the Pink the Pink Elephant Blinded by the sauce you know I'd rather stay bent Master and Slave No pennies from heaven, no pennies in my hand Think your drinkin' wine dad it's blood of the lamb That's no way to treat your son now is it Abraham After he busted his ass for you You've never known hunger, never took a risk Though you know you should, you know you'd never Raise a fist If the boss asked you to jump you know You'd find the nearest cliff That man talks down to you And you talk down to me too now Master and Slave in equal parts Split down the middle drinkin' doubles at the bar Master and Slave God bless you both I got two for the price of one (Such a deal for your only son) When will this tension be all over For fallen sons and fathers too I'm down to my last dime No faith in mankind C'mon let's swing into the groove Like Jack Horner backed up in a corner But I never saw a slice of no pie Too busy standin' in line Just waitin' for bread But the father he walks the water He ain't never tossed a nickel to his son Ain't I your prodigal boy? Ain't I your pride and joy? Friends and Romans I'm your brother I'm scratchin' to hang on The pursuit of happiness is just a carpetbagger's con When a can of pork and beans could change my attitude You won't give it up but I coulda been you While the masters and slaves scratch For pieces of the dream For purple mountain majesties Whatever the hell that means They give up on each other And that's the way they get ahead But I can still see the stars Through these red, white, and blue prison bars Master and Slave in equal parts Split down the middle drinkin' doubles at the bar Master and Slave God bless you both I got two for the price of one (Such a deal for your only son) Drunk Daddy Momma married a big asshole, whiskey bottles on the floor He just keeps on watchin' T.V. stepchild tired of being poor Kitchen smells like rotten garbage I can't chew my food my face is sore Momma didn't come home last evening Neighbors say that she's a whore Some folks never want for nothin' I'm a worn out hand me down Stupid rich kid gets me angry Lord I'm gonna cut him down Now I'm grown up same old story At 21 I fell in love She left me just like the others Jesus why'd you curse my love? Drunk daddy broke my fingers Drunk daddy done kicked my head Drunk daddy smashed my sister Turned my whole world red (blood red) I haul the burden for the high and mighty But I'm the top hat Devil's son I got the luck of the drunk, try an' nail me I'm the bullseye - aim your gun Yesterday they shook your hand boy Now they're gonna stab your back I can hear their sickening laughter Sneakin' like a Siamese cat Back stage in the club bathroom A graven image on the wall I'm about to get my vengeance Lights go down in the hall You gotta move fast to beat the devil You arm is too short to box with God Big shadow in the doorway He's not gonna spare the rod (so get out) Drunk daddy broke my fingers Drunk daddy done kicked my head Drunk daddy smashed my sister Turned my whole world red (blood red) No Mercy For Swine Well with bloodshot eyes I'm finally broke I feel like I just had a stroke We made a stain She said my name I drank a thousand beers for that dame Now we're the couple in the corner Tying up our tongues to the percolating Rhythm of the big bass drum She said no jack don't you go back No jack don't you go back So we hit the floor Slicked up to the nines And I tell you there will be No mercy for swine I'm swingin' on the chandelier Drowin' in a thousand beers I've got it down to an art Lonely sex with a desperate heart Is the way to get over someone Just to get under someone else? And show them no mercy No mercy for swine Cherry Poppin' Daddy Strut Baby gotta quit your cryin' About your lyin' to your old man Because I know, you know and he knows I'm your Cherry Poppin' Daddy man I wanna give ya little taste of heaven And he only wants to hold your hand Because I know, you know and he knows I'm your Cherry Poppin' Daddy man Good God, Cherry Poppin' Daddy man Yeah, lipstick is all on my collar The fruit baby is on my vine Well girl I'm gonna make a momma Hoot and holler...out my name You gotta quit all your complainin' And baby tellin' me that I don't know Because I know, you know and he knows That life is just a honkey tonk show Can't you hear them Big city horns blowin' Clear across the town Let's take a cake walk over to Gabriel And blow your Cherry Poppin' Daddy down Oh yeah, Cherry Poppin' Daddy down Yeah, lipstick is all on my collar The fruit baby is on my vine Well girl, I'm gonna make a momma Hoot and holler...out my name Shake Your Lovemaker Hold dee door for ol' hi dee ho Step to da rhythm on da ballroom floor Tip down your glasses and give 'em a wink To all the flappers and the mob and Hollywood rat finks Strut your stuff get loaded and jive Tip tap your toes and do the Fred Astaire slide Savor the flavor all the kittens purr "Just shake shake shake shake shake your little lovemaker" Shake Shake Shake Shake Your Lovemaker> Da blond bombshell destroyin' men Her blue eyes are smokey like an opium den First she giggles and blows you a kiss Then she'll whisper sweet nothings like a serpent's hiss Broadway rhythm top hat and cane Poppin' eyes and flashin' feet Forget the 9 to 5 swastika Just shake shake shake shake shake your little lovemaker Shake Shake Shake Shake Your Lovemaker.